An Introduction into TeleScan

INTRODUCTION
Whats all the hoopla? Well I've been trying to find a good ANI demo ever since IIRG's went down at the first of the year [800-852-9932]. Well I finally got one from The Mortician. Here it is...     
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This is an ANI demo provided by a security company called TEL-SCAN(tm). Now
 ANI is cool and useful and everything, but it isn't hardly worthy of one of  my wonderful headers. But see, theres more at stake here. Call the demo and  get the ANI info and all that, and if you're a lamer stop there. But if  you're kK00l enough, stay on the line and find out more about TEL-SCAN(tm),   the company providing the demo.
THE TEL-SCAN(tm) NETWORK
 TEL-SCAN(tm) is a Colorado based Security service that offers an improvised  skip-tracing method to Private Investigators, (or anyone with money and a  good MO). How it works is this: subscribers are provided with an 800 "Identifier Line" which when called automatically identifies the incoming  number and records it into a corresponding Voice Mail Box. The subscriber can  then call the Mail Box and it will relay to him all incoming calls to the  "Identifier Line". 2-o0 pH_ukYn /<eW/! The possibilities with ANI and VMBs at  hand are endless!!! TEL-SCAN(tm) can be used as such: Get a bunch of business cards printed with  the "Identifier Line" printed as your phone number. If you're looking for  someone, leave your card around places where they're likely to get it. When  they call, you've got the number they're calling from and possibly an  important lead. Viola! Skip-Tracing improvised. No this of course is   constitutes intended use. As far as underground use goes...well...you know. 

TEL-SCAN(tm) GEOGRAPHICALS
 By the way when you call, you will be asked where you heard about TEL- SCAN(tm). DO NOT say you heard it from me (duh)! Have a good one ready  because they will hang up on you if they think something is funny.
TEL-SCAN(tm) PRICES
 This service has a one time activation fee of $67.00 dollars. Thereafter you  are charged $5.00 dollars everytime the service identifies a number for you.

 You are billed monthly if applicable, but there are no mandatory monthly  fees. Now here's the good part: you can subscribe to the service via FAXed  licensing agreement at which time you will IMMEDIATLEY be issued a Mail Box  and a "Line Identifier". They will bill you later for the activation fee. Not to shabby huh?
OUTRODUCTION
 Well thats it, and thanks again to The Mortician at Lies, Hate, and Deception  (LHD·) for this one. Look for other oB files (with great headers) labeled as  xxxxxxxx.oB. These files can be found at...

  http://www.camx.ca/telescan-llc/

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